One might remember the first official review on here from August of last year. A couple months later, I’d gone back to scarf down an unimpressive tofu wrap which I wasn’t able to review. Lucky for Razan. Yet I found myself suggesting we go there again today. The new place Green Papaya had been on the agenda, but for the second time it fell through when nothing stood out on their menu. Anyone can make Asian food vegan and with the bounty of amazing Thai places around here, I can’t get riled up about another Americanized-looking semi-chain.
Should’ve gone with the other fallback option, Herbivore, instead. Always go to Herbivore, always go to Herbivore. Razan is the cute, convenient and decently-priced courtesan I turn to in moments of indecision but today was the last time. Yes it makes me feel good to eat organic and support a local business. The prices are acceptable though you get a small portion of food (aka good for one meal but no leftovers) and most importantly, it’s a few hops away from my front door. However. The lack of innovation and flavor in the food makes me regret going there each time. Somehow during our periods apart I magically forget that Razan is not that good to me and wind up crawling back for more. This was the last time. No more floozies. I want Nicole Kidman damnit.
MINOR EMBARRASSMENT UP AHEAD